Nick's Coloring Contest

Here's some real fun for all you crazy kids out there. It's a contest in which you can win fame and fortune! Enjoy!

Directions:

1. Look at the silly picture below.

2. Notice that the silly picture is of a monkey and some kind of giant alien bug having a good time in the park.

3. Color the picture. You may use markers, pencil, crayons, oil pastels, water color paints, exterior latex paint (chock full of lead), mud, colored macaroni or anything else; excluding bodily fluids which would be pretty icky.

4. Notice the blank word bubbles floating above the monkey and the other thing. Fill in these bubbles with the words you find fit. Here are some examples:

• Thing: "You smell!"
  Monkey: "Cram it!"

• Thing: "Hey we're both naked!"
  Monkey: "Heh heh heh."

• Thing: "I'm so drunk right now."
  Monkey: "I'm a monkey."

5. Send your finished picture to the State Hornet office in the University Union. It would be easiest if you just brought it to the office and handed it to the nice lady at the desk. She will put it in my box. Oh, and make sure you put your name on it.

6. Go home and eat some cookies to congratulate yourself for your fine work.

7. Keep your eye on the State Hornet for the contest results. I will put my favorites in the paper and reward the first place winner with the grand prize of one dollar! That's right one dollar! Plus, you will be considered a king among your peers. Good Luck!

Entry Deadline: Mid-Octoberish. Take your time. Do good work.

Grand Prize: $1