C&C is most welcome. Disclaimer: Evangelion is the property of Anno Hideaki and Studio Gainax. I am merely using the characters for the purposes of profit- and revenue-free entertainment and make no claim on them. Vincent Seifert has kindly provided webspace for most of my fanfics and links to the rest at the following address: http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seifertv/kagami/ You can contact me at: kagami@jeack.com.au --- Gendo, You Bastard! An Evangelion Fanfic By Kagami --- Subject: Dammit, Commander! To: Gendo Ikari From: Misato Katsuragi Dammit, Commander! Why have you frozen access to my accounts?! I need that money for grocery shopping tonight! In fact, this... this... is my last Yebisu beer! Waaaah!!!! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! release my accounts? Misato. --- Subject: RE: Dammit, Commander! To: Misato Katsuragi From: Gendo Ikari Major Katsuragi, The NERV EPF Account is _not_ your personal slosh fund! Please refrain from using it as such. As for your other accounts, you will have to contact the Accounts Department on your own behalf. Commander Ikari. --- Subject: RE: RE: Dammit, Commander! To: Gendo Ikari From: Misato Katsuragi Commander Ikari, Okay. How about a personal loan then? Misato. --- Subject: IkaRi, You Bastar! To: Gendp Ikari From: Kozo Fuyutsuki Ikari, yOu bAstard! Where The HEll are yOu?! You prOmised be her by Eight! "We'l gEt stinki druNk," you Said, "and reminNIisce about 'bout YUI all nIght." NoW I'm siTTin her in tis stinkin rAt hol an drinkin KIRIN PiSs aLL bY MYSELF!!! Koz. --- Subject: RE: IkaRi, You Bastar! To: Kozo Fuyutsuki From: Gendo Ikari My apologies, Subcommander, An important matter just came up and I stayed behind to deal with it. I promise I'll comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee --- Subject: RE: IkaRi, You Bastar! 2 To: Kozo Fuyutsuki From: Gendo Ikari Er, my hand seems to have slipped and hit the Send button by mistake. As I was saying, I promise I'll come with you next Thursday instead. Regards, Gendo. --- Subject: Gendo, You Bastard! To: Gendo Ikari From: Ritsuko Akagi You bastard, Gendo! You don't call! You don't write! You don't even mail me a note! Dammit, I'm pissed! You'd better get your act together, Gendo! How does Thursday sound? Ritsuko. --- Subject: RE: Gendo, You Bastard! To: Ritsuko Akagi From: Gendo Ikari Dear Ritsuko, Your cool, professional attitude to all matters is one of the things I most admire about you. Please do not disillusion me in that regard. Thursday will be fine. Gendo. --- Subject: Report to Commander! To: Rei Ayanami From: Gendo Ikari Rei, Please report to my office for personal training immediately. Commander Ikari. --- "Yes, oh yes," Gendo groaned as his hands tightly clutched the arms of his chair. His glasses were heavily fogged and failed to glint even minorly in the low level lighting. "You're the best, Yui. Not even - aaahhh! - Ritsuko - ooohhhh! - can match you - gyaaahh!" Rei Ayanami paused in mid-bob. She lifted her head and focused her unfathomable red eyes on the man sitting before her. "My name is not Yui, Commander Ikari." ---